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  1. prolly i dont see things straight with my crooked eyes but the movie in question sucks- i just take it for what it`s worth. this is like a fusion between shitty Smoking Aces and some unreleased video meant for youtube i never heard of for some obvious reasons. Keanu and tough guy image is an oxymoron. Whitacker alone cant back up the whole movie. i guess i dont know the deal none the less it`s 3/10
  2. aaight i just came back from the movies... it was like the best thing to come out lately. plot, acting and all the other "academical" stuff is beside the point, the main idea is how dumb the cracka ass America has become. all this movie does is bashing white supremacy...all the hicks from KKK to W. bush got their butts roasted fair enough. oh i love W`s infamous ignorance( "terrorizers", "hypocritisize")...there were even some slight attmepts to kill the perceptions that Americans are dumb... 8/10...
  3. his name`s pronounced `ee-lahy`...i wish him and Miike made some collabo work since both QT and Roth look up to Miike, latter being the best pick of the bunchcrop in his genre.
  4. she`s got some serious competition nowadays)) i gotta give him props, he`s kinda hilarious and freakishly outrageous... Chris Crocker
  5. what`s up with fascination with the show? i gave up watching it like after about 9th episode of the 1st season...they wouldnt ever get to the point beating around the bushes for what it seemed like an eternity. i guess it drags on and on forever and gets worse as it goes. aint my thing.
  6. my absolute favorite! i watch TV only for Futurama for the most part. i adore all of the characters and it never gets old!
  7. trailer is slammin. i am totally watchin this one. " Condalicious is that you?" " sit back hello kitty" " flight 420 to Amsterdam is now boarding" " it`s gonna be exactly like Eurotrip only it`s not gonna suck"...i do really hope so) edit: "zip it hello kitty" instead of "sit back hello kitty"- got to hear it better in the movies...(sorry)
  8. not interested? it is even refered to as "The Silence of the Lambs for the internet age."
  9. i just am back from the meeting with the Spartans. i believe, no i know for sure that the spoof will DIE in Russia. i am positive!!!! the reasons are 1. accents. Leonidas speaks British English which carries some pomposity value. Brittany Spears speaks like some god awful southern belle from hick town on the bayou. she sounds straight up like a redneck which she actually is. as much as i love Louisiana i can`t stand southern accents. in addition to it the movie contains crap loads of references to so called black culture complete with Ebonics. like does it make sense for you- -oh. no she didn`t!!( hands up in the air, fingers snapping) -oh, yes she did!! refrence to the black girls` attitude. Don`t forget the fat guy from Borat with Armenian accent. all this sets the tone and the mood of this disaster. 2. it`s gonna be a real problem to deliver English slang. MANY dialogs, sayings and things here are untranslatable. the movie dwells on it. 3. it is UBER-refrential to American TV shows and commercials. like i said people ouside the US might not know American TV thus making these things just pointless nonsense. these are the major highlights of the movie and the major problems when translated into Russian. other than that it is pretty much laughable yet corny, gross at times...you name it. reminds me of a cheesy high school act. on the bright side Carmen Electra is bangin`. mamasita is smokin` hot!!!! her body is terrific! btw, i love the youtube video feat. the Brittany Spears` fan asking people to leave her alone while crying his ass off. it was brill on youtube but kinda lame in the movie. sucked actually. i`d say give it a go. but only IN ENGLISH. it is a must!!!
  10. this is funny actually that my nephews want me to take em to this flick tonight. i am gonna have to go watch this movie now.
  11. Не оставляющий следа | Untraceable год 2008 страна США слоган «Это следующая жертва. Убить?» режиссер Грегори Хоблит сценарий Robert Fyvolent, Mark Brinker, Эллисон Барнетт продюсер Энди Коэн, Хоук Кох, Гари Лучези, ... оператор Anastas N. Michos композитор Кристофер Янг жанр триллер, криминал премьера (мир) 25 января 2008 премьера (РФ) 21 февраля 2008, «Top Film Distribution» рейтинг MPAA R время 100 мин Cинопсис: Группа специалистов-компьютерщиков из ФБР пытается обезвредить убийцу-маньяка, похищающего свои жертвы и подвергающим их страшной мучительной смерти, снимая это на ВЕБ-камеру и показывая в Интернете, дабы все больше и больше зрителей смогли увидеть плоды его работы.. here is another synopsys, little more catchy: Within the FBI, there exists a division dedicated to investigating and prosecuting criminals on the internet. Welcome to the front lines of the war on cybercrime, where Special Agent Jennifer Marsh has seen it all--until now. A tech-savvy internet predator is displaying his graphic murders on his own website--and the fate of each of his tormented captives is left in the hands on the public: the more hits his site gets, the faster his victims die. When this game of cat and mouse becomes personal, Marsh and her team must race against the clock to track down this technical mastermind who is virtually untraceable. this is absolutely insane that no one troubled himself to open this thread. what in the heavens? here`s a little treat for ya Отзывы после просмотра
  12. i know where you are coming from. you are right in.....it`s just personal. i just know how LA looks like in actuality. how about the monster shows up in Moscow? that`d be sweet))
  13. i agree on the fact that the destruction of Capitol Record building in Hollywood looks spectacular, but then again there`s no skysrapers around that building tall enough for the monster to toy with. the main downtown is way far away from the ocean. plus it is not as dense as Manhattan. on top of that LA has several downtowns here and there. it just does not have a strict sense of urban vibes and features to it as NYC or Chicago. in fact LA is one big damned suburbia. i for one dont find it interesting enough to see Wilshire get destroyed in 5 secs for it is not that big. then what? move to neighboring Beverly Hills? what`s there to destroy? i`d love to see Frisco get leveled. it`s very urbanised and much more beautiful than LA.
  14. Chicago would look better. LA got nothing to destroy. it won`t be able to own up to total destruction scenes...even Denver looks better in terms of Downtown skysrapers.
  15. i`d bone her on the looks alone, cuz she seems like a nice girl- i never saw her throw a bitch fit.
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    i grew some brains a couple of years ago and stopped eating MCD takeouts. i guess i am doing myself a huge favor by avoiding this crappy "food". too bad it`s long become a scum of the Earth. my top faves are: 1. El Pollo Loco. flame broiled chicken is a healthy choice as opposed to a deep fried KFC. 2. Taco Bell. love those tacos and burritos. you never get bloated. 3. Carl`s Jr. char broiled burgers are superior to those of other chains with regular burgers. 4. Yoshinoya 5. Pink Berry.
  17. it is beyond me as to why realease such spoofs outside of US? this up and coming sorry excuse of a movie is gonna exploit all the shitty pop culture events ,mostly american, which folks outside of US might not know. hey, like who knows or better yet who gives a rat`s ass about Sanjaya, one of those ridiculous contestants of American Idol or Donald Trump`s Apprentice a la "you are fired"?? this is another major BS chuck full of this type of "funny" references.
  18. this movie is still running thick thru me. i sat still all the way thru on the edge of my seat. camera`s thrilling intimacy gives you, should we say, an immediate first hand experience of all the wackiness going on the screen. it literally casts a spell on you.
  19. gordy man, i appreciate it! always glad to be back.
  20. i am not head over heels for this one. seemed somewhat raw and a mash up of all the worst movie shortcomings. the list of flaws is pretty much obvious and been listed numerous times before me.
  21. wow! T.A.T.U! like about 4 years ago(?) they were "next big thing" in America. they were huge! they were superstars! but the 2nd album kinda failed to appeal. they are ok with me, tho they sort of bastardized "how soon is now" by the Smiths. now, that sure was bad.
  22. what`s up y`all!!! how have y`all been doing? i am back and glad bout that. as for me i`ve been in LA. chillin and busy on my s.h.i.t. now having been thru some serious stuff i finally think Los Angeles is the best spot on the face of the Earth. i think ima post some pix taken when i am really loaded. boozed up like a pig. Hollywood Hills, Malibu,...are simply great.
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